What Other Weapons Should Rihanna Tattoo on Her Body?

Rihanna debuted her latest tattoo, a miniature gun cleverly tucked under her armpit. Which leads one to wonder: Is Rihanna trying to tell us something… through body art? Like some sort of double-backwards ri-ri version of Memento? She realizes a gun tattoo won’t actually do anything in a time of crisis, right? Specifically one tailor-made for Tiny Elvis?

Perhaps Rihanna is starting a new trend of empowering weapon tattoos, to show abusive hopefully-ex boyfriend Chris Brown who is in charge. In which case, might we suggest her next tatt be a medieval mace seductively hidding inside the crack of her ass.